When I’m bored or think I’m quite clever I like to rewrite rap lyrics

Juicy by Biggie

It was all a dream

I used to read Highlight magazine

Rainbow Brite and Lil Ponies on my TV screen

Playing with my dolls

Every Saturday, Quack Attack, Piglet, Dr. Claw

I let my Krispies sop til they snap krackle pooped

blowin on bubble yum, eating pop rocks

way back when I had the pink knapsack

with the socks to match

Remember Skeletor? She-Ra, She-Ra

Never thought that cartoons would take it this far